Stingrays Strike Back

Could this be a WMD?

A Florida man is in critical condition after a Florda Stingray somehow breeched the water, boarded his boat, and stabbed him in the heart, proving once again that Stingrays have a wicked good aim and working knowledge of human anatomy.

Following wilder-dude Steve Irwin's death at the hands of an Austrailian Stingray, Austrailians took to the water to confront the rays, killing the docile beasts. This latest agression against a citizen of the United States, within our own boarders, can only be taken as a declaration of war from the Stingrays. Americans, it's your duty to avenge this man (just assume he takes a turn for the worse and dies). Take to the water and kill rays, stay the course, if we give up now, the Stingrays win.

YOUR World, Cavuto.

There's a reason why I've never watched an entire episode of Cavuto. This is definitely not my world.

Today on 'Your World with Neil Cavuto': New York Times columnist John Tierney tells Neil why Wal-Mart deserves the Nobel Prize, bookended by news that the DOW closed at a record high of above 12,000 and Coca-Cola & McDonald's quarterly profits rose 15%.

Wow. God Bless America.

Ley Antiterrorista

Of interesting note: The artist, Nerilicon, has only two restrictions on this image; to print the artist's attribution (Milenio, Mexico) and that the image may not be reprinted in Mexico. How very odd.

Salvation Through Epantsipation

Bible Tracts

I can't see why we haven't converted everyone in Iraq yet, it looks so easy.

Please don't leave bible tracts where I shit, I'm begging you. I'm sure Jesus would love you (more?) for making the public restroom a place of worship in a passive/aggressive sort of way, but there are better places to spread his word. If this continues I just might have to shit in your church; after all, the address is right there on the tracts.