Anderson Cooper is a Gay Racist.

I don't even know what to say, except that I think everyone deserves three clowns on their birthday.

Anderson Cooper seems to have a problem with Freudian slips. In a 2004 interview with The Reverend Jerry Falwell, while the pair were discussing civil unions for homosexuals, Cooper got frustrated with Falwell and stated "You know we pay taxes!"

Since then, Cooper has all but come out of the closet. It seems to be all but common knowledge that he is gay, but Cooper maintains, "I understand why people might be interested. But I just don't talk about my personal life. It's a decision I made a long time ago, before I ever even knew anyone would be interested in my personal life. The whole thing about being a reporter is that you're supposed to be an observer and to be able to adapt with any group you're in, and I don't want to do anything that threatens that."

So if Cooper's slips are inevitably true, what am I to make of his statement on Anderson Cooper 360° this past Friday, November 7th, 2008, when he came within one syllable of referring to Barack Obama's Inauguration as his "In-nigger-ation"?

You heard it here first, Anderson Cooper: Emmy Award winning gay racist.