Bible Tracts

I can't see why we haven't converted everyone in Iraq yet, it looks so easy.

Please don't leave bible tracts where I shit, I'm begging you. I'm sure Jesus would love you (more?) for making the public restroom a place of worship in a passive/aggressive sort of way, but there are better places to spread his word. If this continues I just might have to shit in your church; after all, the address is right there on the tracts.