9.20.2006

R.I.P. - At Least Ten Australian Stingrays


Revenge is a dish best served raw, with a bit of Wasabi and a seaweed wrap.

Apparently, grieving Steve Irwin fans have been honoring Irwin's legacy the best they know how; by killing and mutilating defenseless stingrays off the Queensland coast. Actually, that's only a partial truth, as Steve himself would vouch. The rays do have an occasionally accurate system of defense, capable of wounding or even killing predators; or Australian television personalities.

Some may be consoled by the fact that Steve Irwin died doing what he loved, because I'm pretty sure he REALLY loved getting stabbed in the heart by stingrays.

We love and miss you, you crazy son of a bitch.

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