Bullysticks: For Your Dog's Pleasure

Finally, a product to satisfy your dog's hunger for penis.

That's right, Bullysticks are made from 100% natural bull penises, no additives, "smoked for your dog's pleasure." Bullysticks come in a variety of sizes and shapes, just the way god intended. "Whether you're looking to please the littlest dog or the largest," claims the website, "we can help."

The Jumbo Select Bullysticks come highly recommended and are 2-3 times the girth of standard Bullysticks. Select Bullysticks are for the average experience, Standard Bullysticks vary in girth and may contain the, ahem, "end."

Jumbo bullys are available in 6" only, Selects and Standards can be ordered in lengths of up to 36". Now that's a lot of penis.