Low-Tech Jewel Heist

"I'll take it. No, REALLY."

A man walked into Milanj Jewelers in the King of Prussia Mall in Pennsylvania Tuesday and asked the salesman to see a three-carat diamond set in platinum. After looking the ring over for several minutes the man apparently decided he wanted it. So he ran, right out of the mall.

When police found the man's vehicle later, abandoned, it turned out to be stolen as well. No further leads were available. The ring was valued in the neighborhood of $100,000.

File this under: 'Can't believe this doesn't happen every damn day of the week.'